Pun-ishment

It’s hard to write erotica,
The words don’t always cum easily.
In order to rise to the occasion,
I have to pull off the impossible;
Sucking readers in by
Teasing out their arousal
And penetrating their minds.
With just my fingers, a page, and a pen,
I’m to erect a compelling story
That will take them on a ride they never forget.
The plot must be firm
And thrust ever forward
Towards its mind altering climax
All without making a tit of myself in the process and blowing it.
Sometimes I get a bit anal,
Choking on a bratty sentence here and there.
But most of the time it’s a pleasure.
I love pinning an idea down,
Confining it to the page,
Exploring its limits,
Whipping it into shape,
Dressing it up,
And then exposing it to the world.
I like to go deep,
I like to be thorough,
I like to really grind it out.
Thus my writing sessions are long,
But ultimately my readers are satisfied,
Often multiple times.

So tell me dear reader,
Was that enough pun-ishment for today?

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From Kink, Volume 2

Sexy Shakespeare

I’m
a word slut,
the thoughts come
so I write smut.

Sometimes tasteful
often not,
would you look at that
I’m a rhyme thot.

Puns
intended,
verbs
bended.

Always
offending,
to give
a happy ending.

I’m
top tier,
a
sexy Shakespeare.

Writing
erotica
for 
the lot of ya!

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From Kink, Volume 3

Wild & Free

Use my body
to heal your mind,
as I use you
to heal in kind.

Physical pleasure
our bodies entwined,
dark desires
no longer confined.

Sensual expansion
freeing the soul,
take me now
make us whole.

Let’s play together
you and me,
never attached
just wild and free.

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From Kink, Volume 3