Pun-ishment

It’s hard to write erotica,
The words don’t always cum easily.
In order to rise to the occasion,
I have to pull off the impossible;
Sucking readers in by
Teasing out their arousal
And penetrating their minds.
With just my fingers, a page, and a pen,
I’m to erect a compelling story
That will take them on a ride they never forget.
The plot must be firm
And thrust ever forward
Towards its mind altering climax
All without making a tit of myself in the process and blowing it.
Sometimes I get a bit anal,
Choking on a bratty sentence here and there.
But most of the time it’s a pleasure.
I love pinning an idea down,
Confining it to the page,
Exploring its limits,
Whipping it into shape,
Dressing it up,
And then exposing it to the world.
I like to go deep,
I like to be thorough,
I like to really grind it out.
Thus my writing sessions are long,
But ultimately my readers are satisfied,
Often multiple times.

So tell me dear reader,
Was that enough pun-ishment for today?

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From Kink, Volume 2

If It’s With You

If it’s with you
There’s no limits
To what I’ll let you do

Take me
However you must
Express the depths of your lust

Total control
I’m yours
Body and soul

Don’t hold back
Use me
To get what you lack

Make my body
Do what you need
How much clearer must I plead?

Embrace the animal within
Just let go
I’m down for your sin

Don’t be gentle
Don’t be kind
Trust that I’ll speak my mind

Because if it’s with you
There’s no limits
To what I’ll let you do

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From Kink, Volume 2