Pun-ishment

It’s hard to write erotica,
The words don’t always cum easily.
In order to rise to the occasion,
I have to pull off the impossible;
Sucking readers in by
Teasing out their arousal
And penetrating their minds.
With just my fingers, a page, and a pen,
I’m to erect a compelling story
That will take them on a ride they never forget.
The plot must be firm
And thrust ever forward
Towards its mind altering climax
All without making a tit of myself in the process and blowing it.
Sometimes I get a bit anal,
Choking on a bratty sentence here and there.
But most of the time it’s a pleasure.
I love pinning an idea down,
Confining it to the page,
Exploring its limits,
Whipping it into shape,
Dressing it up,
And then exposing it to the world.
I like to go deep,
I like to be thorough,
I like to really grind it out.
Thus my writing sessions are long,
But ultimately my readers are satisfied,
Often multiple times.

So tell me dear reader,
Was that enough pun-ishment for today?

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From Kink, Volume 2

Picnic

If you thick,
You my pick.

I want you quick,
I want to lick,
I want you slick
I want to stick.

Let’s make a flick,
Show me that trick,
I want your lipstick,
All over my dick.

You be hot chick.
Angelic.

Come,
Be my picnic.

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From Kink, Volume 2

Sex Entrepreneur

He’s a whore
Always wanting more
Sliding into your DM’s for sure
Trying to lay down the law
Trying to touch your contour

But he’s just a bore

Saying he can cure
Saying he can ensure
Saying he can endure

But it’s all talk, a fake allure
His sex is manure

You better take a detour

Embrace someone more mature
Someone who knows how to secure
Someone who will unlock your impure
Someone who fucks with vigour
Who knows how to reassure
And won’t be premature

You need someone pure
Who knows how to lure
Who treats your body like a tour
Who is never unsure
Who will always feel secure

You know what you need?

A man who embraces your demure
By acting as a sex chauffeur
Showing you ways to be impure
Showing you the best of our culture

A kinky paramour
A love connoisseur
A boredom saboteur

You need a sex entrepreneur

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From Kink, Volume 2