Excerpts from a social media inbox…

So, you’re telling me that men actually lead with their dicks?
That’s their opening line?
Like, before they even get your name, you get an eyeful?

Yesssss.
All the time.
Block!!
It comes with the territory I suppose…

Excerpts from a text conversation…

Want some company?

Yes.

Good.
Get started without me.

What …
What do you mean get started without me?

Leave your front door unlocked and put on that little black thing I bought you.
I’ll be over in 45…